He Sure Does

Instead of wearing a face mask,

Trump believed wearing ten

hats would protect him from

COVID-19.

Rest easy, America!  There are plenty of 

Keep America Great hats in stock.

Nonthinking Caps for Sale at the

Impeachment Merch Table

As Mark Twain might have said, "A hat makes a man. 

Hatless men have little or no influence on society."

Trump in ALL CAPS!

It's true.  Sean Hannity in ALL CAPS

is much easier to read.

When John McCain says it's time to "take off our Republicanhats and put on our American hats,” is he implying that
(1) Republican hats are un-American, or (2) you can't wear a
Republican hat and be an American at the same time?

Jordan Bratman suspected that every guy in

Yankee Stadium was staring at Christina's cap.

Republican Leper to Serve

Six-Year Sentence for Wearing

Baseball Cap with Two-Piece Suit