What would Jesus have said if 45% of 

all lepers had refused to be healed?

Senators Who Voted to Reject Arizona's

Electoral Votes Form Lepers Caucus

Thanks to Trump, Americans now know what it's like 

to live in a leper colony.

Targeting Trump's Most Sensitive Organ:

His Wallet

Leper Kicked Off Bubonic Island

Not even Jesus could heal a moral leper like Mitch McConnell.

Will the outbreak of Moral Leprosy in the White House 

hasten Christ's return?

In addition to being a moral leper, Rudy Giuliani is just 

plain ol' butt-ugly.  His face would stop a cuckoo clock.

"I'm not afraid to shake your hand, Senator Tillis.  

I'm dying from leprosy."

The Unexpurgated Bible #105

When Jesus was come down from the mountain, great 

multitudes followed him.  And, behold, there came a 

moviegoer wearing a Google Glass and accosted him, 

saying, "Lord, if thou wilt, thou canst make me clean."

And Jesus put forth his hand, and touched him, 

saying, "I will; be thou clean."  And immediately his 

Google Glass vanished out of his sight.

"Leprosy?  Yes, leprosy has already taken three fingers 

off my right hand!"

Former President Bush to Skip Republican National 

Convention; "I Didn't Want to Have to Sit in the 

Leper's Corral," He Says

Newt Gingrich Sez:  "The GOP establishment is proving that

I, like a leper, am an outsider."

Ted Haggard Incorporates New Church

to Be Called 'St. James Infirmary'

Erick the Red Announces 'Operation Leper'; Colony of

Political Outcasts to Be Supervised by 'Our Lady of

the Internment Camps', Michelle Malkin

Victims of Hansen's Disease were fanning out across America

on Monday after spending a lively evening failing to agree on

who is the most leprous candidate in the White House race.

Republican Leper to Serve

Six-Year Sentence for Wearing

Baseball Cap with Two-Piece Suit