"When I obey Trump's command to nuke China, I will be

reaffirming the principle of the civilian control of the 

military."

The idea of Donald Trump as Commander-in-Chief

made Ronald Reagan laugh so hard it almost reduced

him to rubble.

With our Ship of State lost at sea and listing badly,

would it be a good plan to make a pilot who crashed

five planes the Commander-in-Chief?

Asked what qualified her to be commander-in-chief, the Republican

vice-presidential nominee said she had a lot of experience riding

shotgun in a lime-green 1970 Barracuda with a Mopar 440 Big Block.