Michael Turner Sez:  “I can tell you that there are a number 

of things that are classified that fall under the umbrella of

 nuclear weapons, but that are not necessarily things that are 

truly classified. Many of them you can find on your own phone."

 

Recently-Declassified Photograph #56

“Classified documents relating to nuclear weapons 

were among the items FBI agents sought in a search 

of former president Donald Trump’s Florida residence.”

Supreme Court Justices Could Make It Easier to Carry 

Pocket-Size Thermonuclear Devices in Six States

Let's go ahead and put the human race out of its

misery, shall we?

'Funnier Than Monty Python and the 

Holy Grail', Critics Say

Top Putin Aide Won’t Rule Out Nuclear Weapons

Let Them Eat Cake

This 'gruesome and unapologetic killer' will drop an A-bomb 

on your head faster than you can shout, "Ebrahim Raisi!"

Adventures in Aestheticism #260

What happens when you nuke a zombie?

"World War III?"

"No, Gender Reveal Party."

There's hardly anything more embarrassing than

old-fashioned nuclear missiles.

Hey, kids, Trump is no longer in the

Oval Office.  You can come out now.

Trump Sez:  "Our nuclear was getting very tired."

Trump Sez:  "I got it. I got it. Why don't we nuke hurricanes?  

As they're moving across the Atlantic, we drop a bomb inside

 the eye of the hurricane and it disrupts it. Why can't we do 

that?"

Kim Jong-un Learning How to Re-Denuclearize

Bigger Than the Obliteration of Hiroshima!  

More Powerful Than the Obliteration of Nagasaki!

Kim Jong-un doesn't call it 'execution';

he calls it 'denuclearization'.

Trump Threatens Iran with Annihilation If the Democrats 

Obtain His Tax Returns

Kim Jong-un Won't Denuclearize Unless Famous

Basketball Players Visit North Korea