Meet David A. Keene, President of the NRA.
His former wife of 32 years, Diana---David
has been married three times---went to jail
for embezzling hundreds of thousands of
dollars from the American Conservative
Union, which David chaired for 27 years.
David's son, who is also named David, has
spent ten years in prison for discharging a
firearm in a fit of road rage while working
as director of online communications for
the American Conservative Union. As a
young man, David worked as a politi-
cal assistant to Vice President Spiro
Agnew, who was forced to resign from
office in disgrace. Mr. Keene, in other
words, is a paragon of conservative
Republican values.
"If I were any whiter, my albedo would be higher 
