Michele Fiore Wins Golden Duke Award

(Double Bandolier Edition) for 

'Meritorious Achievement in the

Crazy'

As Dusty Foggo, former #3 man in

the CIA, can tell you, 'procurement'

is a term best used in only two

contexts: illicit sex and defense

contracts.

Brent Wilkes, convicted today on 13 felony counts,

had been warned by President Eisenhower about

the dangers of the Military-Industrial Complex.

But he just wouldn't listen.

Duke Cunningham was crestfallen

when he heard that Tom Cruise

had kicked him out of the Top Gun Club.