In lieu of prayer, the people of  Easter

Island took a more direct approach.

Calling Easter Island!  Come In Easter Island!

Who was it who said, "What this country needs

 is a really good five-cent cigar and a Moai Centaur

 with a boombox?"

After his tour of duty as Trump's Acting Director of ICE, 

Thomas Homan returned to his home in the Easter Islands.

It's Better to Be Infamous Than Never to Be Famous at All

Moai Doing His Full Monty Impression

Two Mysteries Revealed for the Price of One!