"No one is loyal to Trump --— he is too indecent a human

 being to attract such normal personal attachments." 

                                                     

                                                  --- Eliot Cohen

World's Worst Yobs #350

Eliot Cohen

"The Neverland Study Group is something of a farce and some

of its recommendations are sheer fantasy," expostulated

Eliot Cohen, neoconservative visionary and military historian

at Johns Hopkins University. "This is no way to run a war,

and most definitely, no way to win it. Give me just a minute

to slip into my battle dress uniform, and I'll show you the

new way forward to victory in Neverland."

Q: Why do conservative geeks like

Eliot Cohen,

George Will,

and Tucker Carlson, all wear bowties?

A: Because that's what Mama made them wear

when they were little boys.