To become a member of the Church of Flaming Orifices you 

must swallow a pair of Trump's 'Pants on Fire' whole.

What to Eat If You Start to Feel a Bit Beckish

"Careful which way you aim that

morning breath, Estevan!"

She had to go all the way to Casablanca to
find him, but Michelle Malkin finally found
the perfect webmaster for Hot Air and all
its gaseous asses.

Home Safety Tip #2

Do not eat fire in bed.

They call this guy a fire eater. Human flame thrower would

seem to be a more accurate appellation, don't you think?

"Hey, Pop! Save some for me!"

Inductee into the Church of Flaming Orifices

Chugalugs a Bottle of Dave's Insanity Sauce

Chilehead Demonstrates the Power of

Dave's Ultimate Insanity Sauce