One should probably avoid any church that puts 'EDUCATED'

in scare quotes.

Religion Is the No That Means Yes

“The mission of the Texas Youth Summit is to identify, educate, 

and train students to promote principles of fiscal responsibility, 

free market, limited government, American Exceptionalism, and 

the Judeo-Christian principles this country was founded upon.”

"He says he's doing mission work for the

Inter-Galactic Methodist Church."

Lauren Boebert (aka Bride of Gazort) Sez:

“The church is supposed to direct government, not the opposite

 way. The Bible says that government rests on God’s shoulders.”

Notice that the largest group by far is 

'Unclaimed by any faith', a whopping

40.18% of the Texas population.

Lauren Boebert Sez:  “The church is supposed to direct 

the government.”

Lauren Boebert Sez:  "I’m tired of this

 separation of church and state junk!"

Brian Adams is the 'Executive Pastor' of Dwell Community

Church in Ohio.  'Executive Pastor' is sometimes confused

with 'Senior Pastor' and 'Lead Pastor'.  Jesus, of course,

is the 'Pastor-in-Chief'.

When He created Mark Burns, Pastor of Harvest Praise & 

Worship Center in South Carolina, God said, "Hold my beer!"

Warm Scuzzies #1,190

Stedfast Baptist Church

(Euless, Texas)

Calling All Deprogrammers!  Amy Coney Barrett Needs You, Stat!

SpongeBob SquarePants Narrowly Survives

Metaverse Church Summit

Hyung Jin Moon, leader of the Cult of the AR-15, has a

gold-plated phallic symbol and you don't.  Eat your

heart out!

Warm Scuzzies #1,177

Dwell Community Church

Jehovah's Waitress

Jigsaw Fascinated by Feuding Methodists

Lindsey Graham  was discombobulated when Judge Jackson

said she was a 'Non-Denominational Protestant'.

Patriarch Droopy, Putin's

Spiritual Advisor

Hyung Jin Moon, Pastor of the Rod of Iron Ministries, 

explains how the Sword of the Spirit has been supplanted

by the AR-15 of the Holy Ghost.