Gerard Depardieu, Former Pootie-Poot Poodle, Sez: 

"The Russian people are not responsible for the crazy, 

unacceptable excesses of their leaders like Vladimir Putin."

"C'mon, Pootie-Poot, gimme one of them big ol'

Russian bear hugs!"

Gerard Depardoodoo Goes Galt, 

Becomes Putin's Poodlepoo