Is the lion winning the narrative?

Perspective Is All

Kentucky Necrophiliac Loves Dead Giraffes

As Sabrina Corgatelli shows, it doesn't take balls to

hunt giraffes.

The Giraffe Woman of DC

Nap Nanny for Baby Camelopards

Pecker Pecker

Friending is a lot easier on Facebook.

"Yes, I've got milk!"

"Granted, I'm a fake giraffe. But you're

really not an anteater, are you?"

"It's OK to lick me when it's just the two of us, Ma,

but please don't do it when I'm with my friends."

"See, there's no Jim DeMint around here to be
afraid of. You were only having a bad dream."

Is Paris Hilton's neck as long as it seems, or
is she really a cleverly-disguised giraffe with
a fondness for small dogs?

Remember: if you can't see a giraffe's mirrors,
it can't see you.

The giraffe was so happy it didn't live in Alaska, where it

just might have ended up on Sarah Palin's dinner table.

"Don't let me hear you say, 'We have to catch up to history', ever

again! You're a giraffe and giraffes are smarter than that!"

Cover Photo from Oliver Sacks' Latest Book,

The Woman Who Mistook Her Giraffe for a Hat

Camouflage is essential to a baby giraffe's survival in the wild.

Members of Giraffes Unlimited offer this photograph

as proof that the bag limit needs to be raised.