The Scourge of Maggie Hagerman, or

Trump the Fact-Checker

“Texas banned more books from school libraries 

this past year than any other state in the nation."

Well, it's time to update Texas Brags again.

 

Banned Book Makes Oklahoma Man Feel Discomfort, Guilt, 

Anguish, and Other Forms of Psychological Distress

So long as people believed in the Wizard of Oz, it was 

called 'the Rule of Law'.  Now that they have seen

it is really only Oscar Diggs behind the curtain, 

 it is called 'Might Makes Right'.

The Great Reset is a conspiracy so vast that only

 Alex Jones is smart enough to know how to make

 money off of it.

The Part of the Story Herman Melville Left Out

The Swiss Army Knife of 

Self-Help Books

When Hippies Became as Rare as

the Ivory-Billed Woodpecker

Communism:  the All Around, General Purpose Epithet

Alternate Title for Jared Kushner's

White House Memoir

Navarro Mocks Opaque Title of Jared Kushner's 

White House Memoir, Breaking History

Those M&Ms in Trump's hand are going to

melt for sure.

Paul Manafort says:  “What’s different is my unwillingness to 

incorporate into my life people who have not proven themselves 

to be honest with me.”  Listening to Manafort opine about 

honesty is like watching a brown trout fake an orgasm.

"Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do

And I'm going to do what you tell me to."

Hawley's Manhood goes on sale May 16, 2023.  That's

nine and a half months from now.  Might not the

political left win the war against manhood before

then?

Convicted Capitol Rioter Now Writing Defiant Book

As the Senator from Missouri has demonstrated to the

entire world, being fast on your feet while fleeing

insurrectionists is the quintessence of manhood and

a  prime masculine virtue.

On the cover of his upcoming campaign biography, 

why is Mike Pence's name so much bigger than God's?

You've never really been  shamed until you've

 been shamed for your dog-parenting skills.

That's why you need this book.

Maybe the author of Hillbilly Elegy is out 

Hillbilly Handfishin'.