Mr. Goggles is wondering if the COVID-19

vaccine will arrive in time for his next

group grope.

"Before you make another 'honest mistake' on Twitter,

Mr. Hannity,  you should perhaps get a new prescription

for your Beer Goggles."

Man Claims Special Goggles Made It

Possible for Him to See How God Made 

Pope Benedict Quit

The existence of Beer Goggles had been rumored for a 

long time, but until the President of the United States 

gave a thumbs up, it was just another hypothesis.

Beer Goggles May Be Required During Use

"Hey, Fearguth!  Why haven't you included me in your

World's Worst Jobs blog series?  Just because I wear

goggles, use a hook, and wear a cap doesn't mean my

job isn't shitty."

Always wear goggles and rubber gloves when handling the 

suppurations of Jonah Goldberg. If you don't, you'll be sorry.