Aunt Tifa Reminds Us That Drinkers and Pot Smokers

 Are 'Enslaved To Vegetables'

Rehydration Therapy at 3:00 AM

Drink Responsibly

You can always tell when Ronny Jackson has 

fallen off the wagon.

Happy Drink Canada Dry Day!

"I feel misled," said the ingénue.

Makes John Roberts sound like a bartender making

 a cocktail.

According to a local bishop, this is Satan's Headquarters

in Worcester, Massachusetts.  The bishop says it's enough

to drive a man to drink.

Pastry Chef Dishes on Rudy

Now we know what was leaking out of Rudy Giuliani's

head.  It was Diet Pepsi.

Warning:  Do Not Enter the Theater Cold Sober!

Party-Gate!

Warm Scuzzies #1,167

Charles Ryan

Dr. Ronny Jackson has now entered the Toxic Fandom

Phase of his drunk-love relationship with Donald Trump.

"Now if 6 turned out to be 9,

I don't mind, I don't mind."

OK, who slipped Lauren Boebert a mickey?

Orthodox Christianity Fractures as Religious Leaders 

Turn on Patriarch Kirill for Blessing Putin's Molotov 

Cocktail Hour

The Clown Code clearly states, "I will neither drink

 alcoholic beverages nor smoke while in makeup or 

clown costume." Has Lindsey Graham forgotten

this?

"I acted, and acted strongly," Trump exclaimed, 

gripping his glass with both hands.

Even a Few Drinks a Week Can Cause Your Brain to Shrink