Thank God, the suspense is finally over! As many of us
have long suspected, Harriet Miers is indeed a cyborg,
the latest advance in Japanese robotics.

Harriet Miers' Ass Refuses to Sit in House

Judiciary Committee Chair

"Hmmm, Harriet thinks I'm the smartest man she's

ever met. That's cool. Maybe I should tell her she's

the most beautiful woman I've ever met."