Said to Make King Kong Look Like a Piker

Maybe Trump will name Michelle Malkin as

camp commandant.

Fox News' Ainsley Earhardt Claims Robear's Ancestors 

Were Japanese Communists Defeated by the Americans

in World War II

Stinky Zinke Sez:  "'Konnichiwa', which means,

 'Some of my best friends are Japanese'."

Senator Paul Likens Obama's Executive Order on 

Immigration to FDR's Executive Order Sending 

Aqua Buddhists to Internment Camps

Romney Campaign Reportedly Organizing

'Baby Seamus Kamikaze Squadron'

If you drop a contact lens on a light-colored surface, 

it's  hard to find.

Joyous Japanese Displaying Limbaugh's First Tweet

"They've given us the Prius. Even now,

Japanese refugees are recycling their

garbage. And yet, Gaia levels them!

Just wipes them out! Ha, ha, ha!

Wanna hear an even funnier

Diane Sawyer joke?"

Thank God, the suspense is finally over! As many of us
have long suspected, Harriet Miers is indeed a cyborg,
the latest advance in Japanese robotics.

Japanese Introduce New Line of Remote-Control
Town Hall Disrupt-O-Bots; Developers Say They're
Targeting the Lazy Teabagger Market

Japanese Cadets Accept Commander's Challenge to

"Walk a Mile in My Shoes!"

The Japanese have introduced a new line

of brassieres which double as shopping bags.

Sizes include Baguette, Vienna, Boule, and

Knackerbrod.

Using the words he once wrote to describe the Japanese,

Henry Kissinger is a "treacherous son of a bitch."

For those bloggers out there who don't

own dogs or cats but who want to

show pictures of their pet fish

without all the fuss and bother, the Japanese have

come up with the perfect solution: robot koi.

The Japanese-built RI-MAN humanoid
can see, hear, smell, and play with dolls.