Twin Peaks Breastaurant Chain Declares War on Hooters

Julia Hurley, Tennessee Republican State Representative, 

Sez:  "My Hooters Career Got Me Where I Am Today!"

Lady Gaga to Start New Restaurant

Chain Called 'Shooters'

U. S. Chamber of Commerce Says, "Fight Health-Care
Reform and Win a Free Trip Back in Time to Stone
Age Hooters!"

Sarah Palin, Governor of Alaska and John McCain's running

mate, has been praised by Fred Barnes for being a politician

with "eye-popping integrity" (journalese for "Nice Hooters!").

At age 82, Hugh Hefner is the oldest man ever elected to be

the Mayor of Hooterville.

"What say we mogate on over to Hooters and gawk?"