We've all read, or at least heard of, Homer's Illiad
and Virgil's Aeneid. The same cannot be said of
Jethro's Ponzistein, the first known instance of
Epic Fail in world literature.

If he had been as crafty as Howard Madoff, Josef Fritzl would
have made a lot more money and would now have some in the
media asking, "Has Josef been inhumanely incarcerated?"

Will the future GOP be more like Howard Madoff,

Joe the Plumber,

or Tina Fey?