"Before 9/11, my favorite musical composition was Brahms' 

Paganini Variations.  But 9/11 changed everything, including 

my taste in music, and so I started listening to country music, 

especially Homer and Jethro's 'The Battle of Kookamonga'."

We've all read, or at least heard of, Homer's Illiad
and Virgil's Aeneid. The same cannot be said of
Jethro's Ponzistein, the first known instance of
Epic Fail in world literature.