"I'm rather proud of the Enhanced Interrogation Techniques

I use on vegetarians who appear before my committee."

The terrorist finally confessed when she was subjected to

Enhanced Interrogation Technique No. 13: 'Wearing the

Cruel Shoes'.

A Pair of Enhanced Interrogation Techniques
Used by the CIA to Obtain Useful Intelligence
from Female Terrorists

American Empire #30

Coercive Interrogation Techniques

Upon learning that his kind was treated with more respect there

than human beings, the iguana decided to immigrate to Gitmo.

"Ladies and gentlemen, Hu is NOT torturing himself.

He is just subjecting himself to 'tough interrogation'."