Most people don't know the ice cream sandwich

was invented in the Middle Ages.

Blessed Are the Flexible

James Mitchell, Star of Real Monsters of the CIA

Pipsqueaks Beware!

Torture Porn

Torture Is the Health of the State

Sadomasochism Forever!

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #169

Gina Haspel, She-Wolf of the CIA

"I found somebody who agrees with me that waterboarding 

is not torture. So I've decided to make him head of the CIA."

46% of Americans say torture is acceptable.  That's the

 same 46% who voted for Trump. So when the other 54%

 of Americans torture them, they won't complain, right?

Why is it so easy to imagine the CIA's Jose Rodriguez

attaching electrodes to your genitalia?

Jan Brewer Sez:  "Trump is getting waterboarded and

I'm being mummified."

Mike Pence says his role model for Vice President is

Dick Cheney.

Remember: every time you laugh at the CIA, it will

'accidentally' destroy the 6,700 page torture report

again.

When even hard-boiled old John Brennan says he would 

refuse to waterboard someone, even if ordered to by the 

President, you begin to suspect that waterboarding 

just might be torture.

Donald Trump Waterboards Ted Cruz Until He

Finally Confesses He's a Pussy

"But I love torture, don't you understand?  

It's the force that gives me meaning!"

"Well, Mr. Murdoch, has this Syrian refugee proved 

she's a Christian yet?"

"Tell us again, Mr. Hewitt, how long the Spanish 

Inquisition has been forcing you to sit in the comfy chair."

Warm Scuzzies #534

Richard Zuley