"Jim Baker says I regretted vetoing the Comprehensive

Anti-Apartheid Act of 1986.  Someone needs to warn him

that it's lies like that which landed me where I am today."

In his old age, James Baker always got his index finger

and his middle finger mixed up.

"Can you believe it? We're on the first sheet of

Rupert Murdoch's roll of buttwipe."

Baker-Hamilton Commission to Recommend New Strategy

for Dealing with Looming Septuagenarian Shortage in Iraq