Notorious Short-Fingered Vulgarian

Verbally Assaults Mitch McConnell

and Elaine Chao

Parakeet Hears Someone Say, "It's Caturday!"

Some say Trump was too short-fingered to

commandeer the Beast.

Finger Pointers are too high strung and stubborn to make 

good pets.

Putin TP Too Prickly for Everyday Use

The Spitting Boebert is one of the rudest

members of the Viperidae family.

Tucker Carlson Sees Woman Giving Him the Finger, 

Says, "Wow!  Let's Turn That Off"

Just Another Short-Fingered Vulgarian

"How many fingers of whiskey was that, Ms. Bartiromo?"

Ne Plus Ultra

Marco Rubio Gives Himself the Finger

This Halloween, expect to see a proliferation of

Middle Finger MAGA Masks.

If men who masturbate have Hairy Palms,

do women who masturbate have Hairy Nails?

Let's Keep Things in Perspective

Josh Hawley Salutes America

If you like your apples to taste like grapes,

you're probably a Grappler.

Two-Gun Pete's wife was a heavy smoker.

Climb Every Mountain

Junior Accidentally Gives Himself the Bird

Where There's Insurrection, There's Short Finger