"Joe Sestak should not run for the Senate in the Democratic

primary. He would get killed. How do I know? Well, I'm

Ed Rendell, for chrissakes!"

"When you talk about Sestak being more vigorous than me,"

said Senator Specter, "you must be smoking Dutch Cleanser."

Back in the day, Dutch Cleanser was viewed as a gateway

drug which eventually led to mainlining the hard stuff,

like

Dead Even

Dead Odd

A spectre is haunting Specter,

and its name is Joe Sestak.