Florida Man Says He's 'Packing It In'

When Elise Stefanik's Glue Snort is sublated by her Meth Hit, 

it's what's called, in Hegelian terms, the Negation of the Negation.

Think of Trump as one of those Terror Babies

Louie Gohmert used to talk about.

“Since we don’t control the air, our good air decides to 

float over to China’s bad air,” said Herschel Walker 

psychedelically.

Trump Sez:  “We got drug use down 18% in the White

 House with an effort headed up our great first lady.  

She worked very hard on that.”

Tucker Carlson Sez:  “They're numbed by the endless 

psychotropic drugs that are handed out at every school 

in the country by crackpots posing as counselors."

 

Tucker Carlson Vs. Reefer Madness

Jesus Drops 500 Mics

"Doctor, I keep having these Phil Robertson flashbacks."

Horticulture Today

Grizzly Joe looks better on acid.

Doug Mastriano Sez:  “Domestically, life was bleak 

with a rampant drug culture, hedonism and a plethora 

of ‘alternate’ religions dominating the American youth.  

We were a people without vision or direction."

'JD Vance, well-known mythological character, 

said Joe Biden is allowing fentanyl through 

the border to kill MAGA voters'.

Trump Endorses J. D. Vance

OK, who slipped Lauren Boebert a mickey?

Former MAGA Senate Candidate Lauren Half-Witzke 

Says Madison Cawthorn Is Right -- and GOP Is Loaded 

with 'Drug-Sniffing' Child Traffickers

Madison Cawthorn Sez:  "There’s some of the people that 

are leading on the movement to try and remove addiction 

in our country and then you watch them doing, you 

know, a key bump of cocaine right in front of you; 

and it’s like this is, this is wild.”

Unlike Pinocchio, when Marco Rubio lies,

his ears grow.

"It was hell," says Facebook junkie about Monday's

six-hour outage.

War is a drug that gives Andy Biggs meaning.

Going cold turkey is tough.