If you happen to bump into David Ayres, CEO of
The Ashcroft Group, you might ask him about
the 2002 NCAA Men's Basketball Tournament.

"Now that I've put that Minneapolis unpleasantness behind

me, General Ashcroft, what say we join forces and form a

new musical act, 'The Tongue-Talking Toe-Tappers'?"

Followers of John Ashcroft Cover the

Spirit of Detroit's Breasts