"Taking care of business, every day

Taking care of business, every way

I've been taking care of business, it's all mine

Taking care of business. and working overtime."

Just in Time for Easter: The Larry Craig Peep Show

"Now that I've put that Minneapolis unpleasantness behind

me, General Ashcroft, what say we join forces and form a

new musical act, 'The Tongue-Talking Toe-Tappers'?"

Now that his days as a senator were numbered, Larry Craig

began to set his sights on a new career in, say, wrestling,

yes, and in South Asia, perhaps India.

Flying in to the Minneapolis/St. Paul International Airport

for the Republican National Convention? If so, don't forget

to check out the Larry Craig Memorial Restroom. Once inside,

just follow the arrow to Larry's own private Idaho.

Believe it or not, it took considerable mental energy for Larry Craig

to come up with the phrase, 'jerk us around by the gas nozzle'.

Republican Senator Larry Craig has been fitted with a third

hand to help when he needs to undo his zipper, write down

his phone number, and reach under the bathroom stall

divider, all at the same time.

Senator Larry Craig Inducted Into Idaho Stall of Fame

"Oh yes, I'm the Great Reneger

Just laughing and gay like a clown."

GOP Denies RNC Logo Modelled On

Idaho Senator Larry 'Wide Stance' Craig

Richard Nixon Reconsiders Resignation,

Threatens Return From Grave

"I am not gay. I never have been gay. I'm sure all my friends

in the gay and lesbian community are relieved to hear that."

"Larry Craig is a supremely arrogant, lying crapweasel."

Booking Photos of Senator Larry 'Widetrack' Craig

"OK, my fellow Republicans, it's time to decline 'Ho'.

I Da Ho.

You Da Ho.

We Da Ho.

Any questions?"

Senator Larry Craig (R-Idaho) Using Lewd Hand Gesture
to Solicit Homosexual Conduct Which Is a Clear 
Violation of Senate Protocol