"We understand, Mr. Fund, that your

actual birth surname was 'Fundament',

and that you shortened it to a four-letter

word to make it easier to spell." 

John Fund is a big fan of body language.  Here he's saying,

"Too bad you're dying.  I'll try not to piss on your grave."

Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #85

John Fund, Ken Blackwell, and Dick Armey

Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #20
Robert Novak, Kathleen McKinley, Melissa Clouthier,
and John Fund

World's Worst Yobs #66

John Fund