"Have you been paying attention to this Obama guy? From what

I understand, he has the power to cloud voters' minds so that they

can't see negative attacks on him. This guy also says "the Bush of

yesterday bears bitter fruit today." Tell me, Hillary, do you

know what all this means, and should we take him seriously?"

Senator Warner Announces Intention

to Retire Furrowed Brow

John Warner seemed pleased when told he would go

down in history as the first Senator to filibuster his

own resolution. He is also remembered as the first

Senator to marry Elizabeth Taylor.

Senator John Warner Finally Bails from the

President's Kamikaze Mission in Iraq

"Just between you and me, Senator,

Bush is a whistle ass."