"Mr. President, don't be alarmed, but I’m disappointed

to see the casual, laissez faire, short sleeves, no shirt and

tie, no jacket, kind of locker room experience that seems

to be taking place in the Obama White House and

the Oval Office eight years from now."

"Have you been paying attention to this Obama guy? From what

I understand, he has the power to cloud voters' minds so that they

can't see negative attacks on him. This guy also says "the Bush of

yesterday bears bitter fruit today." Tell me, Hillary, do you

know what all this means, and should we take him seriously?"

Karl Rove Waiting for His Brain to Catch Up with His Mouth

Andrew Card says accepting an honorary degree

was the best practical joke he's ever played on

the University of Massachusetts.

"Look right here, Mr. President. This staff directory proves

I used to work for you. See, it says: A-N-D-R-E-W C-A-R-D.

That's me!"

Andrew Card is gone and Scott McClellan

is gone. When the man in the middle goes,

we will have hit the trifecta.

There was a time when George Bush

and Andrew Card were world-class

synchronized walkers. But not anymore.

President About to Palm Card

"Mr. President, I'm submitting my resignation,

effective April 14, 2006. And, oh, by the way, somebody

just flew a plane into the World Trade Center."

Looking back on his five-year stint

as the President's Chief of Staff,

Andrew Card realized he may have taken

the 'Slacker Friday' idea too literally.

As the President looked on,

Andrew Card suddenly started

singing Mr. Rogers' 'Goodbye Song'.

When Andrew Card vacates his

office on April 14, all he will leave

behind is the reflection on his desk.

President Shuffles Deck, Discards Joker