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"I wasn't paid $389,000 to write propaganda pieces for the 

Malaysian government.  That was my stunt double."

 "I will now sing the first stanza of 'Negaraku', the 

Malaysian national anthem, first in Malay, then in

 English.

'Tanah tumpahnya darahku

Rakyat hidup bersatu dan maju

Rahmat bahagia Tuhan kurniakan

Raja kita selamat bertakhta.'

'Native land

People living united and progressive

God-given blessings of happiness

Our King reigns.'

This has been a fairly standard PR operation.

Thank you."