Marjorie Taylor 'Hellbacon' Greene Wants YOU 

to Shoot Feral Hogs with Her from a Helicopter 

to Fight ‘Inflation’

“Texas banned more books from school libraries 

this past year than any other state in the nation."

Well, it's time to update Texas Brags again.

 

Ken Paxton, Flight Risk

"Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton fled his home in a 

truck driven by his wife, state Sen. Angela Paxton, to 

avoid being served a subpoena."

Like Iran, Texas has Morality Police.

“The mission of the Texas Youth Summit is to identify, educate, 

and train students to promote principles of fiscal responsibility, 

free market, limited government, American Exceptionalism, and 

the Judeo-Christian principles this country was founded upon.”

Texas Governor Spends $14 Million Taxpayer Dollars

to Prove He Is an Immigrant's Best Friend

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #166

Esmerelda Upton

Warm Scuzzies #1,233

Kellye SoRelle

“The state of Texas has spent more than $12 million busing

 migrants to Washington, DC, and New York."  Governor 

Abbott is a proud boy.

Warm Scuzzies #1,230

Matt Chandler

No Brag, Just Fact

"A public elementary or secondary school or an institution 

of higher education in Texas must display in a conspicuous 

place in each building of the school or institution a durable

poster or framed copy of the United States national motto,

'In God We Trust'."

Warm Scuzzies #1,224

Joni Shaw Smith

Feckless Punk, Texas-Style

Texas Lt. Governor Dan Patrick Sez:  “We’re a nation founded 

upon not the words of our founders, but the words of God

 because he wrote the Constitution.”

Suddenly, Alex Jones, the Texas Turd, realized his ass

was in a sling.

Meet Tim Dunn, West Texas oil billionaire and 

one of Ted Cruz's political sugar daddies.

Notice that the largest group by far is 

'Unclaimed by any faith', a whopping

40.18% of the Texas population.

Contrary to popular belief, Ronny '2Guns' Jackson

is not related to Arthur 'Two Sheds' Jackson.