Khalid Sheikh Mohammed Sez:  "Liberal media?  Bah,

humbug!  Only Fox News is fair and balanced!"

[James Mitchell is now his BFF.]

When he learned that Khalid Sheikh Mohammed

was going to set foot on American soil, John

Bolton began to sing:

"Rock of Ages, cleft for me,

let me hide myself in thee;

let the water and the blood,

from thy wounded side which flowed,

be of sin the double cure;

save from wrath and make me pure."

Another rightist had fainted dead away at the mere sound

of Khalid Sheikh Mohammed's terrifying name.

"Is that scary Khalid Sheikh Mohammed still on the teevee?"

"No, he's off now, so you can come out from under

the bed, Governor Perry."

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