So Corny, So Doggy, So Corny Doggy!

Greg Abbott is such a buffoonish governor that some people

are waxing nostalgic for the days of his predecessor,

Rick Perry.

Two Indictments and Counting

Rick Perry and Greg Abbott, 

Architects of the Texas Energy

Kludgeocracy

Greg Abbott and Rick Perry Searching the Scripture 

(King James Version) to See If the COVID-19 Epidemic

 Was Prophesied in the Book of Ezekiel

Rick Perry Has a 'Come to Jesus' Moment

Rick Perry and His Smartass Phone

Aggie Overboard!

Fools Rush In Where Even Aggies Fear to Tread

Two Piñatas Walk Into a Bar

"The work of those 'Three Amigos', as they came

 to call themselves — diplomats Gordon Sondland

 and Kurt Volker, plus Energy Secretary Rick 

Perry — has come to light in recent days."

Is the Trump Administration on the verge of becoming

a Plethora of Piñatas?

The Day the Secretary of Energy Met Buffalo Bob

Department of Energy Chief Creative Officer Fired for 

Releasing Public Domain Photo of Rick Perry on the Ice

Crotch Perry and Stinky Zinke Go to CPAC

The Driest Aggie Joke Ever Told

"A-well-a ev'rybody's heard about the bird

B-b-b-bird, b-birdd's a word

A-well, a bird, bird, bird, bird is a word

A-well, a bird, bird, bird, well-a bird is a word."

Rick Perry, Barefoot Sheik of the Burning Sand

Gaffemaster Perry Performing 'Straight Outta My Mind'

Aggie Logic