If you think of Postmaster General Louis DeJoy as a

 Sea Lamprey (or 'Vampire Fish'), he makes a lot more

 sense.

Has Louis DeJoy reached Turd Immunity yet?

If you were asked to personify today's United States Postal

Service, you would, without hesitation, name Louis DeJoy.

Loved Ones

Trumpniks like Louis take DeJoy out of life.

Postmaster General Gets Busted to

Buck Private