Is the Dick Dynasty a dead duck?

Here's an idea:  tie Alan Simpson's and Lynne Cheney's tails

together and lock them in a dark room.  Sounds like fun!

Daisy Cheney

"Were you aware, Liz, that a new 501(c)4 nonprofit
organization is launching today, entitled 'Keep America
Safe from the Cheney Family'?"

Chef Cheney Puts the Finishing Touches on His
Signature Dish, Iraqi-Crusted Prime Rib Roast
with Horseradish Cream Sauce

"Pat Buchanan says I will make Dick Cheney look like Gandhi.
If that's so, my wife Cindy will make Lynne Cheney look like

Mother Angelica."

Why Is Dick Cheney 'Old Snarly'?

Reason #1: His Wife Is Lynne.