"Sacre bleu, Prime Minister Singh! The sky
doesn't seem to be falling today!"

"Thank you, Mr. Prime Minister, for agreeing to

change the name of the world's largest democracy to Willie,

the nickname Laura and I use to summon our cat India

when it's time for her tuna-flavored kitty treats."

As Prime Minister Singh was speaking, the President

thought: "Funny thing, Laura and I have a pet cat

named India. I wonder if this guy in the ten-gallon

turban knows she's been fixed."

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