Sarko the Giant Falls from Grace

Sarko the Giant Costs French Taxpayers $2.6 Million

 a Year; "Giants Must, by Definition, Live Large," 

Says One Expert

Investigation Threatens to Reveal Sarko Not a Real Giant

Now that Sarko is no longer a giant, will Carla Bruni

stay by his side?  Inquiring gossips want to know.

Sarko's Giant License Suspended

Leave it to the French to name one of its nuclear submarines

 in honor of Sarko the Giant, namely,  Le Pénis Terrible.

Mark Zuckerberg 'Friends' Sarko the Giant

Sarko the Giant Threatens to Smash

Editor's Face for Calling Carla Bruni

an 'Anthropophagist'

Bomb Libya,

or the

Best Franco-American Alliance Since
the Invention of SpaghettiOs®

"Very good, Madame Secretary!  Now watch what

happens when I press the second button!"

For the life of him, Sarko the Giant couldn't figure out

how mirrors worked.

"Sooo, people call you Sarko the Giant, eh?  That sounds

pretty silly until you hear what people call me:  Prince

Salman Bin Abdul Aziz.  Ha!  The only thing more
ridiculous than what people call us are these retro
MS-DOS Lightsabers we are brandishing." 

Sarko the Giant Accidentally Hypnotized

by Romanian President

Sarko the Giant Puts on a Happy Face, France

Goes Into Mourning

Sarko the Giant Using French Hand Gesture That

Means 'I Am Not a Crook!'

Sarko the Giant and the Chancellor of Germany

were appalled by the Great Greece Spill of 2010.

Suzy the Sousaphone, Tubby the Tuba's Cousin, Waiting

with Personal Trainer to Greet Sarko the Giant

"Sarko, it's beddy-bye time."

When asked why almost 100% of the French people are

'unAmerican', Sarko the Giant replied, "For the same

reason that almost 100% of the American people

are 'unFrench'."

What was it about the wild blue yonder the
President of France found so fascinating?