Seconds Before Trump Was Smacked by the

Sweet Meteor of Rodomontade

Little Known Fact #18

Meteorites Brought Glenn Beck and Goldline to Earth

Owner claims his pet rock, the world's largest, is an extraterrestrial.

Just the day before, the unlucky backpacker had been told

the chances of a meteorite hitting him in the nose while he

slept were 1 in 182 trillion.