Upon further reflection, it would seem reasonable to believe

Vladimir Putin might be able to hang Mikhail Saakashvili by

the balls.

"Does he . . . or doesn't he?" Chancellor Merkel wondered.

"Only his hairdresser knows for sure."

“Yesterday, I heard Senator McCain say, ‘We are all Georgians now'.

Well, very nice, you know, very cheering for us to hear that, but OK,

it’s time to pass from this. From words to deeds. Hey, Mr. Bush,

what's so funny?"

Even Freddy Krueger doesn't like the President of Georgia,

Mikhail Saakashvili.