To:  Senator Ron Johnson

From:  Monica Lewinsky

One could argue that if Monica Lewinsky had never given

Bill Clinton a blowjob, Jonah Goldberg would not have 

been hired as a contributor by CNN.

“This is definitely an ‘are you fucking kidding me?’ 

kinda day!” exclaimed Monica Lewinsky.

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Allegories for Our Time #18

What Happened When the Government

Was Shut Down the Last Time

Monica Lewinsky Switches Political Parties, Says She

Wonders What a Republican Prick Tastes Like