Showing posts with label Fellatio. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Fellatio. Show all posts

Saturday, August 06, 2022

If you're a Trumpnik, this looks like Marjorie Taylor
Greene on her knees praying for Brandon Straka.
If you're not, it looks she's about to give him a
blow job.

Monday, March 21, 2022

"Orality:  the focusing of sexual energy and feeling 
on the mouth."

Tuesday, February 08, 2022

One could argue that if Monica Lewinsky had never given
Bill Clinton a blowjob, Jonah Goldberg would not have 
been hired as a contributor by CNN.

Friday, February 19, 2021

Get Ready to Hear a 
Giant Sucking Sound

Friday, June 12, 2020

Zuck's Been Prexy Snacking Again

Friday, April 24, 2020

Kayleigh McEnany and Her Stunt Double

Monday, April 20, 2020

They Called Him 'Old Cocksucker Mouth'

Sunday, November 17, 2019

Is there anyone who blows Trump harder than Steve Scalise?

Wednesday, May 01, 2019

Have you heard the dirty joke about the bullfrog who
had been trained to give blow jobs?

Tuesday, April 16, 2019

Is Trump showing how to give head to a microphone,
or what?

Sunday, March 25, 2018

Rick Santorum Performing CPR on
Screw-Shaped Soft Serve

Friday, January 26, 2018

Two Ways of Taking Care of Business

Thursday, December 21, 2017

Pence Polishes Trump's Knob 14 Times
in 3 Minutes (or Every 2.5 Seconds)

Wednesday, December 20, 2017

Saturday, July 15, 2017

 "Suck, Brother Trump, blow is
 just a figure of speech."

Saturday, June 03, 2017

Elon Musk Marvels at Trump's Bagpiping Technique

Friday, June 02, 2017

Seconds Before Ezra Levant Deepthroated the Mic

Tuesday, May 30, 2017

Pillow Talk

Thursday, March 03, 2016

Grand Poobah Sez:  "I could've said, 'Mitt, drop
 to your knees.' He was begging me."

Wednesday, August 19, 2015

"If this were a Shaw Brothers movie, Jeb, the way you're
deep throating that deep-fried Snickers would be called
'good kung fu'."