Trumpian Deflector Shield Seen as Effective Solution

to Illegal Alien Infiltration

As a young man, he had treated nudity and the invention of

clothing as a social, psychological and moral issue.  As he

grew older, he began to think of them increasingly in

terms of aesthetics.

Thanks to the proximity of thousands of very chilly nudists

protesting global warming, the Aletsch Glacier has

stopped melting.

Nudists exist to remind us why clothing was invented.

And it wasn't to protect our bodies from the weather.