James Inhofe Named 'Founding Father'

of Petermann Island, a New Country

Four Times the Size of Manhattan,

Inhabited Only by Global Warming

Deniers

His ass slowly turning to ice, Pablito daydreamed about

his balmy days as a pup in the Chihuahuan Desert.

Thanks to the proximity of thousands of very chilly nudists

protesting global warming, the Aletsch Glacier has

stopped melting.