When you're Senator Pat Roberts, an octogenarian,

do you think he's going to risk what's left of his life

on Donald Trump?

When Pat Roberts proved that, at 78, he could still make fists 

and raise them above his head, the sagacious Republicans of

Kansas gave him the green light for another term in the

Senate.

Senator Pat Roberts Sez:  "If you know Kansas the way

I know Kansas, you wouldn't live there, either."

Jim Bunning, Richard Shelby, and Pat Roberts Aboard

the 'Senators-Only' Elevator to Hell

"People sometimes confuse me with Senator Leahy.

I can understand why this happens,

since only 1200 miles separate Kansas from Vermont."