Biden, 79, Beats Up on Trump, 76

When you are 76, talking about what you plan to do in

2024 is rather presumptuous.

What a Difference Five Years Make

Age Has Been Berry, Berry Bad to Me

As it becomes ever more difficult to see the difference

between Ozzy Osbourne and Sarah Palin, please keep

in mind Ozzy is 73 and Sarah is 58.

At 82, Miami Dolphins owner Stephen Ross looks old

for his age.

Trump Unplugged

Methuselah, at Age 969, Listens to His Grandson Noah Beg

Him to Not Run for Re-Election

"Yes, Virginia, there really is a 2000-Year-Old Man."

Playing with Fire

Waiting for the 2000 Year Old Man to Make Up His Mind

Whether to Run for President in 2024

Some blame all those preservatives 

in Big Macs.

Vote Gerontocratic Party 2024!

Lawrence Ferlinghetti died in 2021, one

month shy of his 102nd birthday.  Now 

that's A Coney Island of Longevity!

In less than a week, Tucker Carlson will celebrate

(or perhaps grieve) his 53rd birthday.  It's probably

just a coincidence that he's been fretting a lot

lately about the 'masculinity crisis'.

"You are 88, not 28, Senator Feinstein."

"I acted, and acted strongly," Trump exclaimed, 

gripping his glass with both hands.

Is Ron Deguay too old for Sarah Palin?  He's 64 and

she's only 58.

Gramps Rock Releases Anti-Biden, Anti-Fauci Song 

with a 'Let's Go, Brandon' Chorus

Candace Owens Sez:  “People oftentimes forget that, like, 

how old Trump is.”