To think we once believed

the walrus was Paul.

When he met Heather Mills, Paul McCartney sang,

"And I Love Her." When they divorced, he sang,

"I Should Have Known Better."

Paul McCartney Sheds 24 Million Pounds,

Says "I'll Need a Whole New Wardrobe"

"Will you still need me, will you still feed me,

when I'm sixty-four?"

Before she married Sir Paul McCartney, Heather

Mills was a fairly normal woman.