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Walrus Impersonator

To think we once believed

the walrus was Paul.

In the wild, there's nothing quite as fearsome as a

Spiteful Walrus.

John Bolton is easier to tolerate if you think of him as

Wally Walrus, a fictional cartoon character created by

Walter Lantz in the 1940s.

"O Oysters, come and walk with me!'

The Boss Walrus did beseech."

'Chris Christie Spotted on Beach He Closed to Public'

All New Jersey Beaches Closed for Holiday Weekend 

Except to Notorious Bridgegate Walrus

Breitbart Contributor Warner Todd Huston Wants

to Keep Sex Out of  College Walrus Studies

"I am the walrus, Pu Pu Pu Tin!"

"If Rick Warren is a Christian, I'm John Bolton."

"When are you going to stop teasing us, Mr. Bolton,

and enter the GOP race to decide who really is 

the 'Boss Walrus'?

Oysterhead and Monsieur Frothy

"Yellow matter custard, dripping from a dead dog's eye.

Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess,

Boy, you been a naughty girl you let your knickers down.

I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.

I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob."

Walrus Eating Goo Goo G'Joob

"Believe me, if I had an opening for a walrus in my
government, you would be at the top of my list."

"Hello, Ambassador Bolton? This is Pico the Walrus calling.

I hear your nomination is in jeopardy. That's too bad,

because you're the only member of our species at the UN

right now."