Adventures in Aestheticism #230

"She was really bombed,

And I was really blown away,

Until I asked her what she wanted,

And this is what she had to say:

'A pearl necklace'."

The Unexpurgated Bible #148

Then Jesus said, "Cast ye not your pearls before swine, 

lest they wear them like Milo."

Workers Separating the Pearls Which Will Be Cast

Before Swine From Those Which Won't